The Premier League is back for another season and to mark the occasion we’ve trawled the archives in search of evidence of motoring’s often uncomfortable relationship with the national game. At the end of the day, boss, it’s a game of two halves. Actually, it’s a gallery of 25 photos, Clive.
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Accrington Stanley’s Volvo 940
Do not adjust your set: this really is a 1993 Volvo 940 covered in an artificial football pitch. And yes, those hubcaps – which look like a tribute to the Fiat Panda Italia ’90 – are indeed styled to look like footballs. And it was all for ‘charidee’…
The Volvo 940 was purchased for the ‘Monte Carlo or Bust’ rally, with teams tasked with buying a car for £250 or less and then getting to Monaco in three days to raise money for their chosen charity.
Fiat Panda Italia ’90
Can it really be 27 years since England were cruelly knocked out of the World Cup by West Germany? Ah, the memories: the missed penalties, Pavarotti, Gazza’s tears and the Fiat Panda Italia ’90.
In the summer of 1990 it was possible to wander down to your local Fiat dealer and drive away in a Panda Italia ’90, complete with Ciao mascot livery, baby blue seats and those football hubcaps. Oh, those football-styled hubcaps…
Ford Cortina and the England 1970 World Cup squad
The relationship between football and cars isn’t a new thing. Back in 1970, Ford’s marketing strategy involved giving a Mk2 Cortina to every single member of the England World Cup squad.
But in revenge for England’s victory four years earlier, West Germany stormed back from being two down to win 3-2 after extra time. Still, at least they had ‘dad’s favourite’ Cortina to look forward to when they got back home.
Top Gear and the Toyota Aygo
The very first episode of series six of Top Gear saw Hammond and May engaged in a game of football of a different kind.
Using a giant inflatable ball, Top Gear created Aygo Football. Two series later and the teams were back, but this time the Aygo was pitched against the Volkswagen Fox.
To celebrate Hyundai’s sponsorship of the 2010 World Cup, Hyundai created a pair of football cars, each one featuring ‘grass’ bodywork and interior, a giant football on the roof and goal posts fixed to the A-pillars.
One was subsequently sold off to raise money for BEN, the automotive industry charity. It sold for £5,005: about £500 less than a normal Hyundai i10.
Kia and Euro 2008
The European Championships of 2008 will perhaps be best known over here for the fact that none of the home nations actually managed to qualify for the tournament in Austria and Switzerland.
But that didn’t deter Kia from jumping on the football bandwagon with its ‘Drive for Glory’ and ‘Be Kia, Be Together’ campaigns.
Kia and the FA Cup
Two years later, Kia was propelled into our living rooms once again as they sponsored ITV’s coverage of the FA Cup.
Oh how we laughed with Keith, Ian and Andy as they accompanied Chelsea’s imperious march to victory at Wembley Stadium. No, not laugh, the other thing…
Smart and the 2010 World Cup
Providing the proof that you don’t need to spend millions on a glossy sponsorship deal, Smart rode the wave of football hysteria by hosting a series of games at Mercedes-Benz World, Weybridge.
It wasn’t anything like Top Gear’s Aygo Football. Not at all.
Honda’s ‘Impossible Dream’ advert is quite simply one of the greatest car ads of all time.
But in 2006, Honda and its ad agency ‘remixed’ the ad to wish England good luck at the World Cup. It was brilliantly executed. Sadly the same couldn’t be said for England’s penalties, as the team crashed out against Portugal.
Chrysler and school’s football
Here’s one from the archives. Look at the fresh-faced Michael Owen, then 22-years-old and with the world at his feet. Still living in the glory of his wonder-goal against Argentina and adored by fans of Liverpool, where he was regularly banging in the goals.
And seemingly loving the PT Cruiser donated by Chrysler as part of its backing of the Umbro Schools Football initiative. Nobody has ever looked this happy with a PT Cruiser.
Vauxhall and the home nations
Clearly acknowledging that it would be difficult to ‘support’ one national football squad, Vauxhall decided to sponsor all four of the home nations’ teams.
It didn’t bring the nations any luck, but Wales did a mighty fine job at Euro 2016.
Vauxhall and Fabio Capello
As part of Vauxhall’s sponsorship of the English FA, the then manager, Fabio Capello was given a Vauxhall Insignia Sports Tourer in 2011.
Less than a year later, he had resigned. At which point Vauxhall probably asked for its Insignia back. Still, Fabio’s loss is another man’s gain…
Vauxhall and Roy Hodgson
With Fabio gone, it was left to Roy Hodgson to collect the keys to England’s future and a new Vauxhall Insignia Sports Tourer. The wagon is ideal for collecting groceries at the supermarket, but ultimately Roy was undone by Iceland.
Vauxhall and Pierluigi Collina
Back in 2005, Vauxhall-Opel called upon the world’s most famous referee, Pierluigi Collina to star in its ‘Take Control’ ad campaign.
The campaign – which featured a Signum and Vectra – led to Collina’s resignation, after it prompted conflict-of-interest allegations due to Opel’s sponsorship of AC Milan.
Proton and Norwich City
Proton’s ownership of Lotus led to the brands’ sponsorship of Norwich City, a club based just a few miles from the Lotus factory in Norfolk.
Delia’s restaurant was joined by the unexpected arrival of a Proton dealership situated within the Carrow Road stadium. Turn up to watch football and drive home in a car. Simple.
Proton and Delia Smith
Delia’s looks thrilled to be holding the keys to the Proton GEN-2. Meanwhile, Proton UK’s MD is simply delighted to have ‘sold’ another car.
Vauxhall Movano and Luton Town FC
Never a firm to miss an opportunity to do something football related, Vauxhall provided a Movano van to local club, Luton Town.
It acted as a temporary changing room as The Hatters’ players strode out of the back of the van resplendent in their new away strip. You stay classy, Luton.
Nissan Leaf and Forest Green Rovers
Non-league Forest Green Rovers football club is owned by Dale Vince, owner and founder of a green energy company.
So it was no surprise when the club took delivery of 11 all-electric Nissan Leafs. In 2015, the club added a Mitsubishi Outlander PHEV to the fleet.
Skoda and the Football League
How old does this photo look? But then it would do, as it was taken back in September 2003 when Skoda became the official car company of the Football League.
Today, much like Crystal Palace featured in the photo, Skoda is positioned well within the premier league of its respective field.
Fiat and Aston Villa
The same can’t be said of Aston Villa, with the club finding itself in the Championship, following relegation from the Premier League.
Back in 2010, Fiat signed a fleet deal with the club, promising that it was to be an ‘Aston Thriller’. Yes, they really went there.
MG Rover and Aston Villa
Eight years earlier, Aston Villa and MG Rover marked the signing of a two-year sponsorship deal with a special one-off ‘Aston Villa Rover 25’.
We have no idea what happened to the car, but there’s no truth in the rumour that some lads in blue football shirts were seen pushing it into a nearby canal.
Chevrolet and Manchester United
Chevrolet’s sponsorship of Manchester United is well publicised. In 2012, the firm signed a seven-year deal worth £25 million per season.
At the 2012 Paris Motor Show, Chevrolet proudly displayed this Manchester United liveried Trax. Not the ideal car, we suspect, to drive to Liverpool on a Saturday night.
Citroen and Arsenal
Citroen has been associated with Arsenal since 2008, with the company seemingly hell-bent on punishing the players with a series of embarrassing stunts and activities. Here we find Per Mertesacker, Laurent Koscielny and Aaron Ramsey perfecting their clothing catalogue poses.
Skoda and Leicester City
In 2016, research carried out by Skoda revealed that a national trend for adopting the colours of a local football team were being felt most in Leicester. As the Foxes marched to the Premier League title, the sales of blue cars soared by 340% year-on-year.