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We bait London’s supercar spotters – and FAIL

Metallic AMG Green Hell Magno paint is a £7,500 option on the Mercedes-AMG GT R. That takes it up to more than £150,000 worth of “racing car for the road”. And it looks it, too, with its huge rear wing and enormous bonnet, covering a 4.0-litre twin-turbocharged V8 engine producing 585hp.

If you’re someone who doesn’t like to stand out, it’s probably not the car for you. I’m not the sort of person who likes to stand out. I get a quiet thrill out of reviewing a Nissan Qashqai.

So why am I in central London in this ‘look at me’ supercar? It was video guy Bradley’s idea. He’s 18, an AMG GT R is his dream car and he wants to be seen in the one we’ve got on test for the week. “We could take it on a road trip,” I suggest. Scotland isn’t that far when you’ve got a near-200mph supercar at your disposal. Not that we’d advocate speeding.

He protests. He tells me taking the GT R into London will make people happy. It’s the sort of car that people love to see, he says. I think people look at it and think ‘tosser’, or other less polite words, but that’s the difference between an 18-year-old’s mind and a 25-going-on-50-year-old.

If you’re not familiar with supercar spotting, it’s pretty much as it says on the tin. In my day (what was I saying about going on 50?), youths would be happy spotting trains or Eddie Stobart lorries. Now it’s supercars.

There are hotspots in London where spotters will gather and wealthy (or, like me, faux-wealthy) supercar drivers show off their cars. It’s actually turned into quite an irritant for residents of Kensington and Chelsea, especially over summer when rich Saudis, Emiratis and Kuwaitis ship their motors across just to be seen in London.

So much so, that a Public Space Protection Order has been put in place around areas where they gather in London. This gives police the power to issue dispersal orders to supercar drivers they suspect have entered the area just to show off. Even teenage supercar spotters can be given an official order to leave the area if they’re spotted taking a picture. Apparently it promotes anti-social driving.

Against my better judgement, I’m on Sloane Street being ignored by gangs of supercar spotters. Suddenly, on a road frequented by Lamborghinis, Ferraris and even a Porsche 918, our GT R looks like a Qashqai in suburbia. “Give it some revs,” says Bradley, as he presses the GT R’s noisy exhaust button.

I’m reluctant – there are signs warning that anti-social driving will not be tolerated – but I give the GT R’s throttle a mild prod and watch as supercar spotters start to notice us. A guy in a Ferrari California T drives alongside us, giving us a cool raised eyebrow acknowledgement.

In truth, we were hoping we’d become a social media sensation. I wanted to embed pictures and videos of our GT R, driven by a reluctant red-faced driver, in this feature. While lots of people took our photo, we’ve since failed to find the pictures anywhere online.

As we drive along one back street, we spot a flash of green the same as ours. A three-point turn later, and I’m parked alongside an almost identical GT R. It’s even more eye-catching than ours, though, with black wheels and a ‘devil’ number plate. No wonder our standard-looking car hasn’t been deemed worthy of an Instagram post, when there’s an even more outlandish one regularly parked in the area.

Despite being a damp, autumnal evening, there are still plenty of supercars about. I’m amazed – and slightly disappointed – at how many owners would rather spend an evening loitering around the back of Harrods. I wonder how often they get to use anywhere close to the car’s full potential.

So, while we failed at being spotted ourselves, we did spot lots of supercars. Watch our video below to get a taster of a Saturday night in Kensington. And if you’re a resident, I’m sorry if we disturbed your evening.

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Andrew Brady

Web editor at MR. Drives a 2005 Toyota MR2. Has a penchant for the peculiar.

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