Today is officially the most depressing day of the year. Dubbed ‘Blue Monday’, it’s the day when our Christmas credit card bills land on the doormat, the day when the weather is at its worth and our waistlines are showing no signs of shrinking after the festive period.
To cheer ourselves up in the office – and to hopefully spread some cheer to you too – we’ve selected 10 cars that we’ve driven recently that made us feel happy.
It’s not a very scientific list. They aren’t the best cars we’ve driven recently. Obviously, many of them are, but there’s a few in the list that are objectively hard to justify. They just make us smile.
Toyota Yaris GRMN
A Toyota Yaris badged ‘Gazoo Racing tuned by Meisters of the Nurburgring’. The name itself puts a smile on our face. What keeps the smile on our face is the way it drives. Our review compares it with the Fiesta ST, concluding “Toyota has transformed an ordinary car into an extraordinary one.” Not bad for a souped-up Yaris, eh?
Audi R8 Spyder
It goes without saying that a 5.2-litre naturally-aspirated V10 supercar puts a smile on the driver’s face. But there’s something very unusual about the R8 Spyder. Not only does the driver love it, so does everyone else. Children point while dads urge us to blip the throttle. In a fast Audi. Imagine that.
BBR Mazda MX-5
It’s not just supercars that put a smile on our face. The Mazda MX-5 has been making people grin since 1989, and the latest fourth-generation model would be one of the first cars we’d pick for a British B-road drive.
As standard, it’s brilliant – but not quite as good as one fitted with the Super 190 upgrade pack by MX-5 specialist BBR. The near-perfect soft-top has a revised cold-air intake system, a throatier exhaust and an ECU remap. Chuck in stiffened springs and upgraded brakes, and we’re in automotive nirvana territory. For less than £30,000.
The Suzuki Jimny is ancient and really ought to have been killed off years ago. But it hasn’t, and in a world without the Land Rover Defender, we appreciate that. While it’s pretty awful to drive in an objective sense, it also puts a huge smile on our face during everyday driving, and it’s unstoppable off road. The bad news is, the Jimny as we know faces the axe this year – but fear not, as there’s a replacement on its way. Early spy shots suggest we could be in for a treat.
Volkswagen Passat GTE
We like this car because it proves that the future doesn’t have to be dull. Drive around in a freshly-charged Passat GTE in electric mode, and you’re allowed to exchange smiles with Nissan Leaf drivers and feel warm inside. Press the ‘GTE’ button and it turns into the fastest Passat money can buy – it’s a lot of fun.
Porsche Cayman GT4
If ever there was a candidate for ‘all the sports car you’ll ever need’, this is it. The Porsche Cayman GT4 is a junior 911 that offers a purity of drive that is absent from many so-called supercars. Insert cliché about a track car built for the track but alive on the road.
The Volvo S90 is proof that you don’t need to be having fun to wear a big smile on your face. While Volvo’s take on premium luxury won’t leave you grinning like a Cheshire Cat, you will feel like the cat that got the cream.
Get yourself comfy in the S90’s delightfully appointed cabin and it’s like arriving home after a hard day at work, slipping on a pair of slippers, grabbing a glass of your favourite tipple, before settling down in front of a log fire to watch a boxset. Bliss.
Ford Fiesta ST200
Take one of the best hot hatches ever sold (fact) and give it a few tweaks to make it even better. A power upgrade, even better handling and a shorter final drive ratio make the Fiesta ST200: a car that will make even the grumpiest driver smile. Production has ended, but there’s a few nearly-new examples on Auto Trader.
Again, although the standard Toyota GT86 is brilliant, we’re talking about one particular example here. Because everyone loves retro racing decals, right? The GT86 has been given a revamp this year, but fortunately Toyota hasn’t messed with a winning formula. If that doesn’t put a smile on your face, nothing will.
There’s something immensely satisfying about a car that takes the fight to the supercar establishment, messes up their front lawns and drives away grinning from ear to ear. The Honda NSX is one such car and the all-new, tech-laden version has a lot to live up to.